The “Give TISM Your Money” Concerts

As everyone knows, nothing says “rock ’n’ roll” like the exchange of fungible currency for the provision of goods or services.

That’s why TISM are announcing the “Give TISM Your Money” concerts.

The concept is simple: you buy tickets, TISM gets money. Our commitment to an equal society is reflected in the strict 50-50 nature of the arrangement.

Finally, a chance for the generation who don’t own houses to give back to the generation who don’t owe nothin’.

NWA came straight outta Compton; well, we’re straight outta retirement, ’cos we’re right outta super.

The “Give TISM Your Money” concerts – in the words of another band of masked rockers, let’s “rock and roll all nite, part-indexed pensions every day.”

Tune up your financial instruments and prepare for some sweaty backstage double- entry because—

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